NSA

Non-Selling Agreement
A legally unserious contract for people who claim they will not sell.
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Do Not Sell
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Non-Selling Agreement
This agreement confirms that the signer agrees not to sell, panic sell, soft sell, revenge sell, boredom sell, or mysteriously disappear after buying.
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You must agree not to sell.
Terms and Conditions of Emotional Commitment
1. If the signer violates this agreement, every entry for the next 5 years will instantly become the local top.
2. Any token purchased by the signer may begin dumping immediately after they buy.
3. The signer may experience random -80% candles during breakfast, lunch, or while pretending to be calm.
4. The signer agrees that "I will buy back lower" is not a real legal defense.
5. The signer accepts that selling before the send may result in five years of bad trades, cursed charts, and eternal screenshot regret.
By signing this document, I confirm that I have read, misunderstood, and emotionally accepted the terms above.
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What is this?

NSA is a meme contract for anyone who says they are not selling. It does nothing legally. It does everything emotionally.

Why sign?
Stops panic selling for at least 12 seconds
Creates fake accountability
Looks official enough for group chats
May reduce jeet behavior by 0.3%
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